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This Shit On My Hands

by DRUOX

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I created this track to help my friend Justin raise money for charity! I kept the track from public release until after his stream. Now you can have it!

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Hey I just got home
I hadta shit really bayud
And then somethin' happened and it made me sayud

I ate buffalo wings
so i was gamblin' on farts
I gotta hit that toilet
or I think I may shart

I pulled down ma pants
and I sat on the can
and I itched my butthole
and I shit on my hand

Now I know what you're thinkin'
"hey man, why?"
"this shit, it couldn't happen to a nicer guy"

IT'S BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT IS EVIL

THEY PUTTIN' FLOURIDE IN THE WATER

BEYONCE IS A SHAPESHIFTIN' LIZARD

EBOLA IS AN INSIDE JOB

THEY PUT CARROTS IN MY DINNER

AND I ORDERED A SUNDAE

OBAMA SPILLED MY SUNNY D

ALL OVER MY NEW RUG (THAT SHIT WAS EXPENSIVE)

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AND WHEN I LAY YOU DOWN I'M GONNA ACCIDENTLY FART
AND WHEN I WANNA BUY YOU GIFTS I'M GONNA ONLY BUY A PART
OF ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU COULD WANT AND MAYBE EVERYTHING YOU NEED
IS JUST A MAKKLEMORINATION OF AMERICANA GREED

AND IF YOU WANNA VOTE REPUBLICAN THAT'S A MISTAKE
'CUZ MILK AND TOAST AND ORANGE JUICE GO REALLY WELL WITH FROSTED FLAKES
AND IF YOU EVER TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH OF BOB MCBEEL
YOU COULD ONLY FANTASIZE BE THE SAUSAGES ARE REAL

THAT FUCKIN' RUG WAS EXPENSIVE OBAMA
I REALLY REALLY PEEVED ABOUT THAT
I BOUGHT THAT RUG AT A PIER ONE
IT WAS IMPORTED FROM ITALY. TWICE!

OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WISH THE PRESIDENT HAD TO PAY FINES FOR SHIT LIKE THIS
SUNNY D IS WAY TOO FUCKING PRICEY FOR A SHITTY DRINK

AND THAT'S WHAT THE RAP WAS ABOUT

No, actually it was about ethics in gaming journalism

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released October 29, 2014
Music/Lyrics by: Dreux Ferrano Jr
Lyrics by: Justin Baldwin

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DRUOX New Jersey

Solo Artist. i specialize in metal, but I have the ability to make other genres, like pop, rap, reggae, and folk music. So if you want an artist who mixes things up every now and then, I'm your guy!

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