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I created this track to help my friend Justin raise money for charity! I kept the track from public release until after his stream. Now you can have it!
Hey I just got home
I hadta shit really bayud
And then somethin' happened and it made me sayud
I ate buffalo wings
so i was gamblin' on farts
I gotta hit that toilet
or I think I may shart
I pulled down ma pants
and I sat on the can
and I itched my butthole
and I shit on my hand
Now I know what you're thinkin'
"hey man, why?"
"this shit, it couldn't happen to a nicer guy"
IT'S BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT IS EVIL
THEY PUTTIN' FLOURIDE IN THE WATER
BEYONCE IS A SHAPESHIFTIN' LIZARD
EBOLA IS AN INSIDE JOB
THEY PUT CARROTS IN MY DINNER
AND I ORDERED A SUNDAE
OBAMA SPILLED MY SUNNY D
ALL OVER MY NEW RUG (THAT SHIT WAS EXPENSIVE)
AND WHEN I LAY YOU DOWN I'M GONNA ACCIDENTLY FART
AND WHEN I WANNA BUY YOU GIFTS I'M GONNA ONLY BUY A PART
OF ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU COULD WANT AND MAYBE EVERYTHING YOU NEED
IS JUST A MAKKLEMORINATION OF AMERICANA GREED
AND IF YOU WANNA VOTE REPUBLICAN THAT'S A MISTAKE
'CUZ MILK AND TOAST AND ORANGE JUICE GO REALLY WELL WITH FROSTED FLAKES
AND IF YOU EVER TRY TO REALIZE THE TRUTH OF BOB MCBEEL
YOU COULD ONLY FANTASIZE BE THE SAUSAGES ARE REAL
THAT FUCKIN' RUG WAS EXPENSIVE OBAMA
I REALLY REALLY PEEVED ABOUT THAT
I BOUGHT THAT RUG AT A PIER ONE
IT WAS IMPORTED FROM ITALY. TWICE!